your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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