So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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