I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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