how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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