ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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