oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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