She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
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its like you know when i get waxed
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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