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yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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