Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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