I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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