I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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