i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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