i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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