Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
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