tell your sister to shave her snatch
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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