Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
