Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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