she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I'm both gender and math confused
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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