My liver just broke up with me...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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