I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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