I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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