TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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