Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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