i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
