We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
God, I missed his penis.
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