all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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