1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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