I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
me + whiskey = a bad person
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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