thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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