It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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