i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Come back. Shots need mouths.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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