i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
My bed smells like the plague
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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