he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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