He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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