Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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