my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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