my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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