does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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