I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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