Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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