Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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