this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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