this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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