Yo dont text me then not text me
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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