wrigley field is MILF paradise
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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