we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
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