He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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