yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
If I die, sorry about rent.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
