but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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