in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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