Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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