i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
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