so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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