You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Found the puke drawer
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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