he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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