my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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