i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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