her vagine was all disorganized.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
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