I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Is Oprah even human
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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