She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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